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wally stan 

an odd kid who really really likes wally west, but isn't to forthcoming about it. usually a nicer person- just kidding, an absolute nerd who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker, wally stans are the most advanced kind of nerds, and usually are the same cringy kids who treat andrew tate like the second coming of god...
Person 1: hey person 2, how are-

wally stan: I am the alpha wolf and you shall refer to me as such.
Person 1: yo what?
wally stan: how dare you disrespect my name? i will speedblitz you.
Person 1: yeah sure...
wally stan by the tender defender August 24, 2023
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wally west stan 

someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro

wall-to-wall stank 

to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.
Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.

He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.

Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
wall-to-wall stank by jrubadub August 11, 2010

Wall Standing 

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.
Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.
Wall Standing by Ughhhh July 31, 2007

wallstand 

to keep you awake all night, doing a hand stand on a wall that you can fit your feet across.
Paiton is doing a wallstand so she can stay up all night.
wallstand by yomamaisgay69666 April 3, 2020

Stank wall 

Invisible wall of intense order that makes you stop and turn around as if a wall were there
That baby just hit the stank wall and turned around without even stopping
Stank wall by Tktktk333 November 25, 2019

Stanky Sarah Willy! 

The HOTTEST dance of Spring Break 2010. It consists of multiple thrusts and leg kicks straight up into the air, while jumping and screaming "DO THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!"
Hey big boy, what'cha doing tonight? Oh, you know...I'M DOIN' THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!