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wally stan 

an odd kid who really really likes wally west, but isn't to forthcoming about it. usually a nicer person- just kidding, an absolute nerd who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker, wally stans are the most advanced kind of nerds, and usually are the same cringy kids who treat andrew tate like the second coming of god...
Person 1: hey person 2, how are-

wally stan: I am the alpha wolf and you shall refer to me as such.
Person 1: yo what?
wally stan: how dare you disrespect my name? i will speedblitz you.
Person 1: yeah sure...
wally stan by the tender defender August 24, 2023
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wally west stan 

someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro

wall-to-wall stank 

to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.
Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.

He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.

Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.
wall-to-wall stank by jrubadub August 11, 2010

Wall Standing 

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.
Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.
Wall Standing by Ughhhh July 31, 2007

wallstand 

to keep you awake all night, doing a hand stand on a wall that you can fit your feet across.
Paiton is doing a wallstand so she can stay up all night.
wallstand by yomamaisgay69666 April 3, 2020

Stank wall 

Invisible wall of intense order that makes you stop and turn around as if a wall were there
That baby just hit the stank wall and turned around without even stopping
Stank wall by Tktktk333 November 25, 2019

Stanky Sarah Willy! 

The HOTTEST dance of Spring Break 2010. It consists of multiple thrusts and leg kicks straight up into the air, while jumping and screaming "DO THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!"
Hey big boy, what'cha doing tonight? Oh, you know...I'M DOIN' THE STANKY SARAH WILLY!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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