wack off

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

wack off

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

wack off

Same as Jack Off and Jerk Off.

"I am gonna wack off with coconut shampoo... then it will smell like coconut."

by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

wack-off-able

Something incredibly hot and or sexual that men like to wack off to

Dude...
did u see that porn on we live together??
yea man, it was soo wack-off-able

by John Sniffen December 11, 2006

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

by Jleeballs April 21, 2007

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

by The bee's knees August 17, 2013

wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018