What Do

A popular way of saying "What to do" or "What should I do" on the image board 4chan. Normally included with a picture.

I walk into my room and see this, what do?

by Desertman123 February 16, 2010

what do

Laid back greeting / similar to wassup

Jack: What do Mark?
Mark: Fuck all!!
Jack: Wanna brew some bots?
Mark: Yeep! Let's scat.

by pot_master March 21, 2006

what do i surck

search it up! this is when a condom gets stuck inside of you.

what do i surck= what do i search

by cool A October 17, 2019

What do-o?

Shortened version of "What are you doing?"

When you answer the phone it saves time to cut to the chase and just ask "What do-o?"

by CTOndracek December 1, 2010

What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.

T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.

by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay October 9, 2018

what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007