Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.
"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
by totalg33k October 21, 2013
by Azn Coolio February 14, 2007
Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no
by pimp daddy lil man August 03, 2009
a WAD (pronounced as WOHD as well)-- as in 'Weapon of Ass Destruction' when a person wears a dildo strap-on that destroys an asshole.
I couldn't believe when he asked me to put on a W.A.D. but I heard it felt good to the user, so I am guilty of crimes against the roids.
by General Penny Lane November 07, 2006
A W.A.D. is a Weak Ass Dude. A guy who walks around hanging onto his girl like she is gonna get stolen from him any minute. He eyes out anyone in the room who looks at his lady because he knows that anyone with a little confidence can steal her away. A confident guy lets anybody look at his girl because he knows she is going home with him. A W.A.D. puts on a tough guy look to make up for the pussy that he is.
by Crash30 April 02, 2009