A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.
Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?
Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).