Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 6, 2023

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Phantom Vibrate

That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.

I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate

by myhumanrevolution May 30, 2015

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Vibrators

Like a condom, except you shove it up your ass and it vibrates.

Man, how many vibrators did you shove in there?

by Z0lp4 August 8, 2017

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A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure

Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!

Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

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