A Shortened form of the American "Corvette". Apparently it was meant to be a sports car.
"Dang, man, ma Vette won't start!"
by Grego October 18, 2003
The sex slave of an ass-hole sith lord. She performs sexual acts all the time, just so her master won't shock her. She could be considered a Pet.
by ct-3737 November 19, 2017
american muscle car with viatnemese suspension instead of coils and shocks
dude check out my new vette
haha new? have u seen the leafsprings on that thing? what is this 1842?
by anonymous_08 February 5, 2008
A car that is no match for a Dodge Viper
Pussy Boy: I own a vette
Man: Hahahahaha...get away from me. And dont touch my Viper
by jackdaniels June 23, 2004
The best car ever produced made with an engine almost as powerful as Jesus and Chuck Norris' beard. With amazingly awesome performance and dashingly good looks, it is THE CAR OF GODS!!!!!!! No import car will ever beat it and it is way better than a mustang. It was already destined for greatness because it is American and a Chevrolet.
Honda Civic Driver: Wow, is that a Corvette?
Corvette Driver: Why yes, yes it is. Wanna race?
Honda Civic Driver: OK, lets do it. One condition tho.
Corvette Driver: What's that?
Honda Civic Driver: We go uphill, you drive backwards, and i get a three-quarters length head start.
Corvette Driver: Ok.
Narrator: Unfortunately for Mr.Civic, his VTech didn't kick because he couldn't get his car over 5000 rpms going uphill and the Corvette still won.
by AstronautDave March 21, 2010
A super sexy hot bish the trolls wish they could be.
Like the green eyed ichi so jelly of the sexy vette she spews bs in her presence.
by toetag July 28, 2015