A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 8, 2006
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When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
by BillGatesEatsChildren February 26, 2010
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A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 8, 2006
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When you and twenty-five of your friends stand on a roof above of a high traffic pedestrian walkway and choke the chicken over hundreds of people. This is an enviornmental phenomenon which occurs at any time of the year, not just winter.
Joe: dude were you walking through the quad yesturday???
Mark: No, why Joe?
Joe: Hundreds of us walking to class experienced a snow like substance falling upon our heads, but it was a little bit goopier
Mark: Shit dude, I forgot to tell you it was going to Vermont snow storm!!!!
Mark and twenty-five of his frat brahs stood over the quad at the University of Michigan and brought Vermont's weather to Ann Arbor.
by Shock top!!! July 17, 2008
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When you are done having drunk sex, place a funnel in her mouth then proceed to piss, cum, and finally, shit in the funnel!
After we had drunk sex, I grabbed the funnel and gave her the Vermont Corona Mudslide
by Pink Bone Crusher June 22, 2009
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Northern Vermont University is the only place you can catch an std from a weeb.
by PapaBukake March 21, 2019
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If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.
Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?
by TheUnknowSMC February 5, 2011
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