We're a bit of a wanker group, contrary to popular thought vegetarians aren't against eating animals. We're actually a group of people with a vendetta against plants, so much so we spend all our energy on making plants lives miserable & forget about eating meat.
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.
And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.
And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life
John planted seeds to make his garden bountiful in plant-life, little did the plants know John was a bit of a wanker who was going to kill them mercilessly & make soup out of their bodies.
The vegetarian bastard
The vegetarian bastard
by dumbguy1anddumbguy2 April 15, 2011
by I'mnotcertain November 30, 2010
One who does not eat meat. Includes Vegans, a sub-group of people who do not eat any animal products and fruitatarians who do not kill any living thing for food.
by Stilanas July 20, 2003
Someone who abstains from eating meat, but not dairy products (eggs can be argued for one way or the other), in protest that the meat market is so poorly regulated and primitive. We have experimental technology that allows for growing organs with stim cell research, why shouldn't we be able to grow a slab of muscle that never has to have eyes or lips?
Not to be confused with Veganism, wherein no animal products whatsoever are eaten.
Not to be confused with Veganism, wherein no animal products whatsoever are eaten.
by Darksea (Darcy) July 31, 2003
Someone who is conscious of the way that animals are treated in industrial farming. Someone who realises its perfectly natural to eat meat, but chooses not to because of the torture, humiliation, pain, misery, suffering and disrespect of animals. All brought about by the greed of certain money obsessed corporations and the ignorance of the (somewhat uneducated) mass public.
"i am vegetarian because i do not want to be responsible for the atrocities of intensive farming..."
by jeffreyareola February 25, 2004
by Zora1322 November 2, 2010
A person who chooses (for ethical, religious, health, or personal reasons) to abstain from eating the flesh of animals.
Vegetarians tend to be thinner, healthier, and have less body fat than meat-eaters. This is because many vegetarians realize the health benefits to eating a purely meat-free diet and adopt other healthy habits (no smoking, no excess alcohol, regular exercise, etc).
Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians are not preachy. You do not need to 'feel bad' about eating meat around them. They have usually made the choice for themselves and live a peaceful lifestyle that doesn't involve forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats.
Vegetarians tend to be thinner, healthier, and have less body fat than meat-eaters. This is because many vegetarians realize the health benefits to eating a purely meat-free diet and adopt other healthy habits (no smoking, no excess alcohol, regular exercise, etc).
Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians are not preachy. You do not need to 'feel bad' about eating meat around them. They have usually made the choice for themselves and live a peaceful lifestyle that doesn't involve forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats.
Would you like a hot dog?
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Oh okay, we have some veggie burgers if you would like one.
Yes, thank you very much!
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Oh okay, we have some veggie burgers if you would like one.
Yes, thank you very much!
by Conroys April 22, 2009