VDF

Acronym for Vagina Distortion Field

Paul: "Yo Spammond, what happened to the latest 'love of your life'?"

Kris: "After I finally hit that shit, she somehow didn't seem so perfect anymore."

Paul: "Sounds like you nutted your way out of her VDF."

by Bachelor boB January 18, 2012

VDF

vat da fooock!
- A way of emphasising 'wtf' is to say it in a german accent ;)

Girl: Yeah he broke up with me for that slag simran

Girl2: But you're way prettier than her, VDF!

by mimzx04 September 19, 2010

VDF

virgin degenerate fuck

All these VDFs were watching Hentai together on Discord

by th3ndGame November 10, 2019

VDF

Acronym for The Muppet's Swedish Chef's saying "Vurt De Furk," i.e. "What The Fuck."

Random Person: Hey, 2020's not so bad. I ain't got Tha Rona yet, and I'm gettin' PAID to lay out my Dollar General job!

Me: VDF broham. Vurt De Furk.

RP: What?

Me: What the fuck man!?

by royal_tea June 26, 2020