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vanilla snow 

1. v. to ejaculate into your hand, wait for it to dry, then rub your hands together causing it to flake on top of a woman, as if it were snow

2. n. the actual flakes in the previous definition

3. n. the flakes that brush off like dandruff when hair is ejaculated into
Lindsay: I wish there were a shampoo to prevent all this vanilla snow.

Raj: There is, it's called "Stop Being a Slut" & Shoulders.
vanilla snow by Linz8619 January 1, 2009
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Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.
"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

Vanilla Snowflake 

Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.
Vanilla Snowflake by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

vanilla snowman 

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
vanilla snowman by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018

VanillaSnope 

An online Flash animator that makes cartoons, games, and artwork for various projects.
There are many Flash animators on the internet, such as VanillaSnope.
VanillaSnope by VanillaSnope August 19, 2023