Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 29, 2014

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 6, 2022

vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 17, 2009

vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 2, 2018