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valorant accent

A valorant accent is the accent most of the incels on valorant use

They want to copy sinatraa

Its a low pitched slow-talking cancer way of talking
Random person *misses*

Jett with the valorant accent : "like please just get this nerd of my team"
valorant accent by laptoplord March 10, 2022

Valorant accent

VALORANT Accent is an accent chronically online VALORANT players adopt after they surpass the rank of silver.

It often includes the words/phrases:
"Not even trolling"
"Bottom/top fragger"
"unlucky tbh"
"No shot"
"you're actually braindead kid"

And many more.
Person 1: "Bro this isn't good for you go outside"

VALORANT accent user: "oh my god bro ur actually throwing not even trolling."

Person 1: "You're failing all your classes bro, get your life back together"

VALORANT accent user: "No shot kid you're actually braindead. I'm just having a 20 game, after this I need to go home and stream to my kittens man"

Valorant accent

If you have a valorant accent your the most annoying, disgusting, and shittest player in valorant
Valorant accent: Not even trolling, Your actually trolling dude no cap, Skull emoji multiplied by 3.14159265359
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026