Valied is a very nice and handsome guy. He is always horny but for eating.
Girl: Hey do you wanna get laid?

Valied: No sorry. I‘ve got some lasagne in my microwave.
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Weird kid, addicted to traps. Logs into discord and talks about traps. Leader of Penis gang, and all-around strange guy.
Adverb will kill Vali in his sleep if he's not careful.
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A boy that sucks dicks 24/7 witch is usually gay and ginger he is a male whore every Vali is a male whore.
Tom:'' is that Vali?''
Emma:''yup hes 2gay2function''
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Being on online dating sights such as "Tinder" just to validate yourself or to make yourself feel better or prettier. To make yourself feel wanted. To validate your self esteem
She doesn't really like him, she is just Vali-dating.
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Valy guys are Afghan guidos that we see dance at weddings constantly, nonstop, a lot. They are not in the homeland, they are found in america, canada, germany etc.... They are either born here or just came just because. These guys have fohawks, white panic at the disco pointy shoes, all black suits/ silky vests but sometimes they wear different colors like baby blue and shit (not the color shit). They put on too much cologne and gel. They dance like hustlers and drug dealers and people who are confused. They usually arrive to weddings in groups of 3 or more valy guys, occasionally a valy father figure next to them. They are never sitting down cuz they are dancing like hell. Put on a valy cd and they are bound to show up and dance the whole time. They don't get taller than 6'0 and are really tan. They dance with their group of other valy guys to show off their moves and skills. They dance good btw so dont try to beat them in a dance off battle cuz u will surely lose to their superior "goodness"
Valy, Milad Yusefi, and other borderline gay popstars are considered examples of "Valy Guys"
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A person who has the Biggest Dick in the world and also is one of strongest russian Cyka in the world
Your Such A Said Vali
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vali je ta najuzasnejsia osobka aku kedy mozte stretnut. SLAYY! 😮 💨
vali is amazing!<3
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