Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

Valentine’s Day by The guy over there February 14, 2018

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

valentine’s day by daddu February 14, 2018

Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

Valentine’s Day by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019

Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

Valentine’s Day by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019

Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist

Valentine’s day by Box_head February 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

Valentine’s Day by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018