vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 06, 2012

Vag-In-A-Can

A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P

Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"

by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 14, 2009