vag in a can 

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

vag in a can by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

Vag-In-A-Can

A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P

Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"

Vag-In-A-Can by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009

[vag in a can] 

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

[vag in a can] by Rocheleau January 13, 2009

trash can vagina 

A woman who uses her vagina as a dumpster for boys semen over and over again.

That Lucy is such a trash can vagina, all she does is open her legs and lets guys inject cum into her! What a lil' trash can vagina

trash can vagina by Pervy January 28, 2006

vagina cannon 

a euphemism for giving birth.

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon

vagina cannon by plee November 11, 2008

Vagina Cannon 

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

Vagina Cannon by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

vagina candle 

a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs batteries or perhaps a solar powered energy source.

As found in Yahoo personals: Don't even think about contacting me if you have a purple vagina candle! WTF man, comeon....what the hell is that buzzing? Oh it's just the neighbor on the roof with her vagina candle. God I wish I could get some sleep, tell her to knock it off!!

vagina candle by suki matutso November 7, 2004