A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
by ThefatkidfromWM March 12, 2010
Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.
Friend: Why?
Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!
Friend? Bullshit.
Friend: Why?
Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!
Friend? Bullshit.
by zeven717 April 25, 2021
by masterBigZ November 22, 2021
Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014
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