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poor man's vacation 

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.
poor man's vacation by Goso September 28, 2011

Cheap Man's Vacation 

A cheap vacation of exploring Google Maps. See all the sites from the comfort of your home!
I took a cheap man's vacation to Mexico with Google Maps. I ordered some Taco Bell to make it more authentic.

Poor man's vacation 

Leaving for vacation on a Friday night or Saturday morning and coming back on Monday or Tuesday.
I cannot afford to take an entire week off, so my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.
Poor man's vacation by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

Poor man's vacation 

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.
I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.
Poor man's vacation by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.
Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Post-Vacation Syndrome 

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."