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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021
Related Words

upsetero 

The heteros are upsetero
lmao apparently it's gay to have emotions now, the heteros are upsetero
upsetero by Untrustful March 3, 2021

upsetted 

The incorrect past tense of upset. People still use it thinking it is correct (for some reason).

Fact: It's not. Just use upset instead.
Wrong Way:
Random Person: I'm sorry I upsetted you.
Other Person: What the hell is 'upsetted'? That's not an actual word.

Right Way:
Random Person: I'm sorry that I upset you.
Other Person: Stop being a pussy, it's fine.
upsetted by IAmAPotatoGod December 6, 2015

upsetteling

A blend, or portmanteau, of upsetting and unsetteling. It's used to describe the feeling that you can have when you get the creeps but also feel shocked.
The upsetteling old photo of the disformed baby in the jar made me feel very upsetteled.
upsetteling by bill car February 23, 2008

Upsetero 

Whenever a heterosexual homophobic transphobic asshole makes us gays uncomfy
The heteros are making me upsetero
Upsetero by Kat the rat March 15, 2021