An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.
He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.
by dan_gleewang January 2, 2021
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when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen
guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks
by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022
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