1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012
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