unicorn puncher Share definition Flag One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.A way to prevent false promises. Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher. unicorn puncher by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the unicorn puncher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
