unicate 

1. The act of one person speaking to hirself.

2. Speaking to a party not visibly present.

3. The act of speaking aloud to focus or confirm understanding of information; for example while working or driving.

Other popular forms: unicates, unicating, unicater, unicated, unication

When I'm doing my homework alone, I tend to unicate at my desk.

Did you see that woman walking down the street unicating!?

That unicater is making me blush!

He performed unication repeatedly in his bedroom thinking no one was home.

unicate by Hanikara April 30, 2013

unicate 

Humiliating people who use accented Vietnamese

Ew, that cate is unicate!

unicate by badguy1234321 April 22, 2020

unidate 

n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

unidate by 4BLady February 11, 2015

Ubicate!

Get it together. Take control of yourself - don't get hysterical or sassy. Come back to earth and stop being egocentric.

Klea, ubicate!

Ubicate! by Valentinaaa September 20, 2011

Unicame

When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube

Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”

Unicame by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023

uricate

to take a dump and a piss at the same time.

i had to uricate the other day and i had to flush two times

uricate by buhamas October 23, 2008

unicatato 

1/3 Cat 1/3 Unicorn 1/3 Potato

Basically....
THE BEST CUTEST THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I almost died of epic stroke when I looked at that unicatato!

unicatato by tpnoll October 9, 2014