Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
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"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
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A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.
Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
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Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016
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by UnclearMeme June 27, 2021
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by Hunter512 September 16, 2014
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Pvt: Did you here that SCPO UncleGreedy has been talking to Sydney?
Cpl: Wait, wasn’t he with Mia last week?
Cpl: Wait, wasn’t he with Mia last week?
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