unsheared peen 

An uncircumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.

unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

instructions unclear 

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

instructions unclear 

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

instructions unclear by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

UnclearMeme 

The God an absolute mastermind at trolling is very known among many but only a few has felt the true wraith of him.

The destroyer of all UnclearMeme.

UnclearMeme by UnclearMeme June 27, 2021

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

Instructions were unclear by Hunter512 September 16, 2014

UncleGreedy

In the virtual game Habbo, this man is popular for being the “player” of the USDF. Also, a pretty dumb member of the OJFD that doesn’t know what “inwardly cringing” means.

Pvt: Did you here that SCPO UncleGreedy has been talking to Sydney?

Cpl: Wait, wasn’t he with Mia last week?

UncleGreedy by HahaGOTTEM July 16, 2018

unleaded

Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...

Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?

unleaded by Hackermom December 10, 2005