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uncle thomas the tank engine 

he is an uncle to everyone
1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

Doubting Uncle Thomas 

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

Justice Uncle Thomas

A disparaging nickname for the disgraced SCOTUS Justice, Clarence Thomas, a reference to Harriet Beecher Stowe’s classic book, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” since he has gone well beyond betraying his ethnic and cultural heritage.
Well farewell, Justice Uncle Thomas, it’s time to say goodbye to you and your big-bankroll Nazi pal Harlan, we are tired of your sick white supremacist asses trying to take over our country.

Uncle Tomas 

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.
Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.
Uncle Tomas by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026