unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Unchristian pjs

Clothes that my girlfriend should be describing for me and sending me pictures of

You gotta be wearing those unchristian pjs

by B-tec Rudolph June 26, 2018

Unchristian question

A question categorizing as "Unchristian", as told by Philippine President Spokesperson Harry Roque, without any religious basis.

How come that was not an Unchristian question wherein in fact, it wasn't related about religion in the first place?

by Hey, Run April 11, 2021