This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires
3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You
will also need a pineapple, six
feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in
check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her
single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the
big pile should resemble a postman with his
hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me
sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
