ummmm no

Fuck no

Do you want to meet my parents today? Ummmm no

by Kellogg11 April 4, 2016

ummmm

a pause while in the persons mind they try to create a lie to keep the other lies hidden up and not to get punished. eventually if their lie checks out they are living on a web of lies that eventually someone black mails them or it breaks and they are in a ton of trouble.

"what are you doing here?" "ummmmmm playing?"

by strongopinions July 16, 2014

Ummmm

A noise of uncertainty

person 1: whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmm nothing
person 1: no really whatcha doing
person 2: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by howisapseudonymahandle December 15, 2021

Ummmm

What people text you when they are either confused or they think you’re weird.

Kid 1- “I just kissed Bob!”
Kid 2-“Ummmm. Bob is SO ugly, why would you kiss him?”
Kid 1-“.....”

by TrendySis March 1, 2019