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UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) 

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."
Ugnaut; a heinous being, haggard and often hostile
Emily ran into an Ugnaut on the bus yesterday.
Ugnaut by Emily Gallagher August 22, 2005

Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS) 

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."
to be ignorant and also having the ability to make your ignorant acts, actions, shones, and whatever else you physically or mentally do to be ignorant make someone feel utter disgust at your person or your ignorant acts.
I heard the most ugnant thing yesterday when I tried to correct my friend. I told me that "feet" is the correct word not "foots".
Ugnant by Chicken Juice James October 16, 2009

Ugnaught 

1. An ugly and/or fat (pig-like) person.
2. The midget-pig things in the Star Wars universe.
She was a cross between an ugnaught and Eugene Levy
Ugnaught by nobody81 August 11, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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