udengaard 

Best person on earth

Have you seen udengaard he's so f#cking awesome

udengaard by DinMorErGrim January 11, 2017

Utegaard's Law 

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."

"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."

Utegaard's Law by NorthWoods January 18, 2008