twoer

A person with two buttholes

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer

by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006

Ten To Twoer

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.

I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer

by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

Twoer

When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.

It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.

by Three'Er February 15, 2017

twoer

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.

Their restroom is a twoer.

by lizzyb October 15, 2022