Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

Two Years Resolution by zomgjb December 15, 2009

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. 

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by LittleWhole May 26, 2021

trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years

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trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years by LittleWhole June 2, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by stop it now May 29, 2021

Chicago is so two years ago 

An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph.

Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:

my heart is on my sleeve
wear it like a bruise or blackeye
my badge, my witness
that means that i believed
every single lie you said

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

she took me down and said:
"boys like you are overrated. so save your breath."
loaded words and loaded friends
are loaded guns to our heads

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever

and there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's

with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again

Chicago is so two years ago by LampshadeAkaChelsea May 14, 2006

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by Blue Text May 22, 2021