Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
by Mikitira July 13, 2006
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two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed
Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
by frogpubes October 04, 2013
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