A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 24, 2010
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1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by rivitoz June 3, 2009
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the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.
I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
by jvince_la December 5, 2010
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I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
by homediggitizzle February 5, 2011
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Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
by edasenaz May 14, 2010
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Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.
by a someewhat smart guy June 30, 2009
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