To constantly complain or whine about your pitiful life on twitter which is really not anyone's business. Formed by combining the words "Tweet" and "Whine".
KC: Why are you not on twitter mate.
Ben: Because ninety percent of the tweets i see are just useless twines.
Larry: The world would sure be a better place of people twined less and tweeted more.
Ben: Because ninety percent of the tweets i see are just useless twines.
Larry: The world would sure be a better place of people twined less and tweeted more.
by I_amRidoqulous December 21, 2012
The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .
by xrd1 April 23, 2009
by rarrybarry March 19, 2011
today i was chillin with my bros when i grabbed my twig and was like “yo ten bucks i can snipe top ched” i hit a little pipe city and the ball flew into my really hot neighbors yard. i went to get it and say i was sorry to my neighbor. i fucked her then went back to ripping twine with my bros. MLIB.
by bromosexual. September 9, 2010
by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009
dude wanna go lax it up
yeah but i got to warn you, i rip twine so you might as well give up
i like a challenge
yeah but i got to warn you, i rip twine so you might as well give up
i like a challenge
by laxbrochillbro April 13, 2011
A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."
by imperforate_anus January 20, 2013