A really long, brown train of shit that comes out of the buttock at a really fast speed.
I was doing a tutti for 5 hours after that curry my 4th wife cooked me.
by Afgboy March 14, 2015
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naff, silly, crazy, stupid, idiotic, fonda, lizzi
She is tutty for doing that
by krolb02 March 7, 2012
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DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM TUTTY
by DawnC January 15, 2010
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Make up and cosmetics. Used commonly by the lovely girls from Blackpool
I look like shit! I'd better put some tutty on or I won't be pulling any meat tonight.
by kristoffDundee January 31, 2011
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A mythical fringed creature who haunts Polish forests during nocturnal hours, stealing jewels and valuables of unsuspecting men by alluring them to her with her long-winded speeches on why their dress sense is totally unacceptable and how the art of etiquette has been lost in these troubling times. Devilishly attractive, yet fatally dangerous. Best avoided by carrying marinated olives in the pocket.
Person 1: Dude, i met this chick last night.....so hot but she just wouldn't shut up about these crocs i'm wearing!

Person 2: What a Tutti!
by eno_one February 8, 2010
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Crap, naff, kitsch, bad quality, disappointing, in poor taste. Presumably derived from the tutting noise that is so often the first reaction when we see something we disapprove of. Can be used of things, people, forms of behaviour, styles of dress, music. When used by a male of other males can have homophobic implications (see example). British Punjabi slang?
'The three a us spoke in sync like we belonged to some tutty boy band, the kind who sing the chorus like it's some blonde American cheerleader routine.' Gautam Malkani, 'Londonstani', 2006, p.3.
by Paul 2006 June 8, 2006
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An excessively critical and judgemental individual. Tuttis are also known to live far beyond their financial means in order to present false pretense in public image or social standard. Certain cases with an extremely grandiose concept of self-worth have proven to be very driven in their attempt to belittle others, often going lengths far greater than most clinically sane human beings might be willing to endure. While some may classify Tuttis as the lowest form of human life, others have admirably noted their ability to engage in hedonistic activities, albeit any caliber of consequence or reprecussion. Some have also praised this species for their creativity in fabricating intimate romantic relationships.
That George Costazna character is quite the tutti... Wouldn't you say? Cocktails!!
by Hugh Gee Wreckshun October 4, 2010
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