eno_one's definitions

Tutti

A mythical fringed creature who haunts Polish forests during nocturnal hours, stealing jewels and valuables of unsuspecting men by alluring them to her with her long-winded speeches on why their dress sense is totally unacceptable and how the art of etiquette has been lost in these troubling times. Devilishly attractive, yet fatally dangerous. Best avoided by carrying marinated olives in the pocket.

Person 1: Dude, i met this chick last night.....so hot but she just wouldn't shut up about these crocs i'm wearing!

Person 2: What a Tutti!

by eno_one February 8, 2010