turtle smoke 

A marijuana reference coined by E-40

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"

turtle smoke by B Smizz June 7, 2005

Turtle smoke 

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

Turtle smoke by LalaGG June 23, 2016

smokey turtle 

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

smokey turtle by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011