Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.
by Mr413 July 15, 2021
Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 5, 2023
A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.
Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022
While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 25, 2021
When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
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