turbo nonce

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

by Jopaya June 23, 2019

Turbo nonce

Mat Hudson

Mat Hudson is a proper turbo nonce

by Curlypubes April 28, 2022

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023