Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.
Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???
by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010
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That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)
by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2019
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A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.
The new Taylor Swift song is playing on country 96.1 and hits 103.3. Talk about deja tune.
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010
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Brilliant musical toothbrushes that existed back around 2007 to 2013 at least, that played a song to help make brushing your teeth fun. Each brush played a different song.
“We were rocking out while brushing with our tooth tunes!
by musicmachine2018 June 4, 2018
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Be in tune with oneself, life, and everything. Achieve a higher state of being, usually with the aid of psychoactive and shamanic substances (entheogens) such as cannabis and psilocybin mushrooms.
He's getting tuned; I'm in complete tune; Let's get tuned tonight!
by TunedMan August 5, 2022
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