mexican timemachine 

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

mexican timemachine by suasponte January 27, 2005

horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

horizontal timemachine by Purgator July 2, 2016

Tumefactive 

When something swells and enalrges.

Dr Shah's head became tumefactive when he made a funny regarding Dr Callahan's AAA rupture.

Tumefactive by Dr C February 10, 2010

Kentucky Timemachine 

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.

Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

Kentucky Timemachine by Brianalyne March 11, 2018

tumbachi

a racist word for every race.

you tumbachi! oh my god why? TF David. tumbachi.

tumbachi by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

the flaming timemachine 

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

the flaming timemachine by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017