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turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

Turkish Battleship 

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary
Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

tsukishima kei 

he is a character from the anime Haikyuu! and if you like him you're probably a bottom :P
I love tsukishima kei. He is tall, hot, smart but an extra salty fry.
tsukishima kei by tofujoshi January 2, 2021

Kei Tsukishima 

one of the hottest 2d men lol at least to me... I would definitely marry him in a heartbeat
Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”

Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”

That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”

Turkish Arm-Wrestle 

When you prove your self to be bad ass.
Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle

turkishtam 

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.
“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”
turkishtam by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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