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Turcousin 

Similar to the turducken, it is a tradition in the southern states where your cousin stuffs the thanksgiving turkey while you stuff your cousin.
Jasper: Y'all havin a turducken fer thanksgivings?
Clem:Nah we fixin to have a turcousin if Tammy-Lynn comes over
Turcousin by Whispy McBeefcurtains February 23, 2019

tsurupettan 

Actually it means "flat and smooth"

Pettan alone means flat. For example, the suffix -ko means "girl" (such as in meganeko, megane = glasses so glasses girl) so pettanko means a flat (chested) girl.

Tsuru means smooth. So smooth+flat.
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan! = Flat, flat, smooth and flat!
tsurupettan by tyciol April 28, 2011

Bombón Turco 

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.
Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!

turcrabtopus 

Turcrabtopus is a special holiday dish, a spin on the traditional Turducken. Turcrabtopus is made up of turkey which is stuffed with an octopus which all of it sits on a set of crab legs. Turcrabtopus can be made with bacon layered on top because 'Murica. Plenty of images can be found on the internet but because the name hasn't been official, you may have to search by keywords "turkey crab octopus".
Would anyone like a slice of turcrabtopus?
turcrabtopus by Dniedacess February 4, 2016

tsuraiyo 

tsuraiyo is an ass nigger
tsuraiyo by h4h4h4h4hhahah September 18, 2016
As for the Japanese look, there's three main points of the way modified cars should look (in Japan), and that's onikyan (cambered wheels), tsuraichi (tires just barely inside the guards) and hippari (stretched tires).
Man that car's tires are tsuraichi.
tsuraichi by Balzer sleigh January 26, 2017