tryingto

Renegadist fucked up what he said so now he wrote a fake ass definition of the failed sentence trying to pass it off as a real thing.

As a company tryingto look professional

by The Renegadist July 17, 2020

Trying to walk

Ok directioners it mean when gay men have anal sex as it hurts.{by the way Louis tomlinson invented this;) :)}

Interviewer: what were you all doing yesterday?

Louis tomlinson : trying to walk

by Lariestylinson28 November 26, 2020

Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.

"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"

by lukejames1111 September 3, 2021

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009