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Truck Fucking

Truck Fucking is when a small wimpy man proceeds to fuck a large women(body builder) and becomes the bitch.
A: Hey Joe.
B: Hey Matt.
B: So, how was it?
A: Not good, she totally truck fucked me.
B: Hey I'm getting a Truck Fuckingtonight maybe you wanna--
A: Go home!
by SaggyGoudaCheese September 21, 2014
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you fucking truck

When a brown boy from a jail cell is angry at you, he calls you a truck.
by Kaaaytlin August 24, 2016
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high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.
I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!
by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009
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trick fucking

To fuck a female in an acrobatic manner without regard to your physical safety or well-being. The art of being extremely creative outside the norm for usual sexual positions. The polar opposite of love making. Eye contact and conversation is discouraged during and after the act unless said contact involves highly congratulatory praise of the male. Example positions include, but are not limited to: "The Jackhammer"; "The Sideways Scramble"; "The Paul Bunyan" or "The Reverse Plank."
Man, that bitch had never seen trick fucking like that before. I had her put her legs behind her head, feet to the pillows upside down and laid the dick down like a Jackhammer.

My old lady tried to kiss me and gaze deep into my eyes during sex. I flipped the script, trick fucked her and now she's making my breakfast...quietly.

There's not enough ice in the North Pole to cool the damage my trick fucking did to her vagina.
by AnBsometimesC March 29, 2014
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The Fucking Tuck

When a guy flirts with all his girlfriend's friends and when they break up the guy goes and fucks all this girls in his truck bed while feeding them Mexican food and after they orgasm they regurgitate the food back onto the guys dick. And then when it becomes dry the girls give him multiple blow jobs and eat the crusted Mexican food.
The girls gave Dylan The Fucking Tuck in the bed of his truck
by Jlraley April 22, 2016
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The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.
Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2026
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Truckfuckling

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.
Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.
by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019
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