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trophy daughter 

The perfect daughter. Appreciated more as an item rather than a person, usually her parents have high expectations for her grades and expect for her to be musically talented as well.
"Man did you see Tammy?"

"Yeah, I feel so bad for her because all her parents see her as is a trophy daughter."

trophy dolphin Nuggets 

When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off
oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear

trophy dyke 

more attractive, usually feminine, parter to a celebrity or wealthy lesbian. the more attractive they are than the celeb the more effective the word becomes.
Rosie O'Donnell's partner is a trophy dyke for sure.
trophy dyke by Breezey Mc GB October 3, 2007

participation trophy discount 

Participation Trophy Discount

Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”

Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”

Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”

Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”

Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“

2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!

Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”

3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”

Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.

4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”

5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”

Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”

trophy date 

A trophy date is used to describe a hot young working woman who only dates men who are half thier age plus 7 years. The 7 years plus is a bonus measure added for luck purposes only.
I had a trophy date last night with a new guy working for Amazon.com.

trophy dick 

The male version of a trophy girlfriend, with a wiener that can win contests, but lacking anything else of value. They can often be found in the possession of a wealthy older woman.
There's Kim with her trophy dick.
trophy dick by KimKimKim March 22, 2008