The penis of a full grown male troll, green in color and lumpy in texture, sweet in taste.
That troll dick was the greenest and tastiest I have ever had.
by Troll Dick October 15, 2006
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Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
by The Moyer April 8, 2010
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From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
by MNLaz July 31, 2007
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From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.
2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.
Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.
by MnLaz June 26, 2007
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Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".
"Hey man where's Jeremy?"

"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."

Laughter ensues, at his expense.
by Mista Japes January 30, 2010
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An ugly girl who thinks she is good looking and is craves cock in the mouth.
Wow Bryan Abous mom is such a Dick Troll, she gave head to Mike Tyson back in high school.. and she swallowed.
by Shayne34 August 9, 2011
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