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tribbiani 

1. n. A comment so dumb that it defies logic. Usually humorous as well.

2. n. A person who makes ridiculous statements with all the confidence in the world.

Based on the Character of Joey Tribbiani from Friends
1. I posted the worst tribbiani on twitter and now I'll have to delete my account and start over from scratch

2. You're such a Tribbiani, I can't believe you just said that out loud.
tribbiani by Neidermeyer June 1, 2016
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Joey Tribbiani

Joey (short for Joseph) Tribbiani is a fictional character on the show Friends. He is not very smart but he is surely a loyal and loving friend. He seems like a perverted womanizer but he is well-intentioned. Joey has a childish side and gets grumpy often but it just adds to his cuteness. Both his eyes and smile are so wide and just a look at him will definitely make you smile . Joey is not that tall but he has strong masculine features which makes him highly attractive and good with the ladies.

Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Example 1:

Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."

Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."

Example 2:

Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Joey Tribbiani by Arwalovestøp November 7, 2019

Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion
1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani by Bam May 22, 2004

Joey Tribbiani

Joey Tribbiani- I love sex
Joey Tribbiani by turdboiii420 March 26, 2022

The__Tribbiani 

The biggest Fan of The Biggest Star in India , ' PRABHAS ' .
The__Tribbiani is the biggest fan of Prabhas.
The__Tribbiani by Good guyyy November 11, 2020

tribbing 

From "tribadism" which refers to lesbianism. Derived from the Greek "tribas" (a lesbian) and "tribo" which is the verb "to rub".

Refers to "scissoring" which is when two women rub their vulvas and clitoris together as a form of non-penetrative sex. Can also refer to "frottage" (rubbing) of the woman's vulva against something for sexual stimulation.

Not specific to humans, this behaviour is also observed in nature. In particular bonobo monkeys, where female to female genital rubbing is common (about once every two hours).
You've never tried tribbing in the missionary position? You should!
tribbing by Elizababe May 11, 2013

Tribbing 

A survival technique enabling two women to start a fire using nothing but their vaginas. Both women must be without cloths and pressed against each other in a scissoring manner. They then must rub, hump and grind their womanhoods together causing a rather tremendous amount of friction. This can sometimes take a while but if done correctly over a dry pile of tinder, a single spark can produce a roaring fire.
...After our canoes flipped and all of us were soaked to the bone in below freezing temperatures, I thought we were all doomed. Luckily, Mother and Aunt Joan knew exactly what to do and wasted no time. Within minutes they were producing enough smoke to send a signal for help and finally after a few sparks came off of them we were able to start a fire big enough to keep all of us warm and dry untill help arrived. Tribbing saved my life and the lives of those I love.
Tribbing by McTobes August 18, 2019