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Treeologist

Phil is a treeologist
Treeologist
Treeologist by Harley500 September 25, 2020
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(verb) to become less tense, rest, or take one's ease by means of smoking weed. The act of simultaneously smoking trees and relaxing.
"Hey man do you want to fire up some chronic and treelax?"
Treelax by BlackShadow33 December 15, 2009

treeplanter 

20-something hippies who go out to the boonies to make the Earth a better place.

Copious amounts of drugs are smoked, inhaled and ingested, yet never injected.

They get up when it's -5, put on their dirtiest clothes, overeat and travel by bus for 45 minutes listening to crazy loud techno and other indie music. Then once they get to their "block" they bag up hundreds of trees and walk around an ugly, undeveloped, uncleared plot of land with a shovel. These people turn off their brains and throw trees into the ground at starting rates of 7 cents per tree.

Some people make money, most don't. Some people enjoy becoming one with nature, and the others get left behind.

Sitting around complaining about the terrain, the weather, the quality of tree, the price, the food, the accommodation, is a common occurrence.

These are true hippies. They are independant, easy-going, agreeable, drug-fueled intellectuals.
Billy is veteran treeplanter and he loves abusing his body 2 months out of every year so he can hitch hike the rest of the year.

Billy bags up, smokes a bowl and comes back 30 minutes later knowing he made 200 bucks.

Billy comes back to camp, smokes a bowl and eats dinner.

Billy sits around a campfire trading drug stories and drinking before sleeping in his tent.
treeplanter by stephie-poos March 24, 2010
Similar to Beela, a treela is three shells stuck together end to end, then filled and rolled up into one long blunt.
“Hey man, you ready to smoke?! My homie just rolled a treela, we gonna be so high!”
Treela by Hob Knob October 29, 2019
To rest in a tree hammock.
Let's go to the park and treelax.
Treelax by Wucky June 6, 2018

treeslammed 

to be forcefully hit, struck, decked, or smacked by any object, not necessarily a tree.
1. While taking his morning jog, Rory was treeslammed onto his ass by a rogue labrador retriever.
2. Driving strong to the basket, the skinny Japanese warrior was treeslammed back to Shanghai by a 6 foot tall, 350 lb man named Dave who shouted, "Who's your daddy" in a loud boisterous voice, consequently chest bumping several of his buddies, who in turn erupt into arrogant, ethnocentric laughter and commence hurling racial slurs in the general direction of the prostrate Japanese tool immobilized on the ground...oh, and the basket didn't go in either.
treeslammed by Kyle King August 31, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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